I present exhibit A.
This may look like an innocent picture of a side table with a laptop, coffee cup, picture, rings, etc. Look in the background. Do you see that? A trolling baby? Looking for things at eye level that can be snatched off the table? Not pictured my cell phone, a box of wipes, a baby monitor, and a burp rag. They mysteriously disappeared.
Let's try a little experiment with my camera case. Yep, just as I thought. The baby strikes again. *
This is what I deal with all day long. At home, at restaurants. At the store. I have become THAT parent. Help? Anyone?
* No camera cases were harmed during the documentation of "Baby on a Rampage". A film by the Association of Mother's at their Wits End.